metaphortunate son

Man, I know I keep beating this horse but the zombie fucker won't stop running. Gail Simone was posting about superheroine costumes, and I just can't stop sketching costume designs.

For example, you know who besides Emma Frost uses their sexuality as a weapon? Batman! He's worked hard for that body, he's proud of it! He uses it to intimidate and confuse evildoers with their suddenly overwhelming feelings! His dayjob is billionaire playboy: of course he's aware of his physical sexuality and how to use

Also, you know, Poison Ivy's
pretty sexy with those few plants clinging to her body, but she's got
nothing on the raw natural freedom of Spiderman, with his costume made
entirely out of his own spiderweb

And of course Superman! Forget Koriand'r - Kal-El was the original solar-powered alien who needs to expose as much of his body as possible to the sun in order to

NO NO, IT'S FINE, CLEARLY YOU ASSHOLES JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MALE EMPOWERMENT