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That moment when someone you've only known online posts a selfie & suddenly you know that they're HOT LIKE BURNING

But luckily you're not shallow enough for that to affect the way you interact and besides it's moot because wait that's not true at all! You're still a hairless plains ape trying to use space age technology to find food & mates & shelter! Enjoy second-guessing all your interactions for the next while...