like nudity but somehow less attractive

Ok, so on a friend's recommendation I bought a BreastNest. Yeah, yeah, I know. Anyway. If you would like your boobs to look kind of good ever while you're chilling around the house, like if you would hope that a person you live with might ever want to have sex with you again, I cannot emphasize this enough, the BreastNest is not for you. Like, after two kids, my boobs are not great. I can admit that. But they are not the sad deflated balloons of an 80-year-old mother of five who has never owned a bra, either. Unless I am wearing my new BreastNest.

Which I am, because omg this thing is so comfortable. So soft. It's like being naked except without excessive flopping or the sweaty rubbing that can happen when a boob meets a boob comin' through the rye. Each boob is delightfully happy in its own little hammock of butt-ugly comfort. Me, I have given up on anyone ever wanting to have sex with me who is not contractually obligated to, so me and my boobs and the BreastNest are very happy together. They are like a million dollars, but you can get $4 off with the promo code "Holly".