like nudity but somehow less attractive

[metaphortunate]

Ok, so on a friend's recommendation I bought a BreastNest. Yeah, yeah, I know. Anyway. If you would like your boobs to look kind of good ever while you're chilling around the house, like if you would hope that a person you live with might ever want to have sex with you again, I cannot emphasize this enough, the BreastNest is not for you. Like, after two kids, my boobs are not great. I can admit that. But they are not the sad deflated balloons of an 80-year-old mother of five who has never owned a bra, either. Unless I am wearing my new BreastNest.

Which I am, because omg this thing is so comfortable. So soft. It's like being naked except without excessive flopping or the sweaty rubbing that can happen when a boob meets a boob comin' through the rye. Each boob is delightfully happy in its own little hammock of butt-ugly comfort. Me, I have given up on anyone ever wanting to have sex with me who is not contractually obligated to, so me and my boobs and the BreastNest are very happy together. They are like a million dollars, but you can get $4 off with the promo code "Holly".

Comments

[laurajv]

Wow, those are even uglier than decent exposures!

[snarp]

You may want to try a Bali Comfort Revolution 3484? I mostly don't wear bras due to hypersensitivity crap, but I've been able to forget I'm wearing that one to the point that I've accidentally gone to bed in it, and they're pretty cheap on eBay and don't look like that.

[the_rck]

Ah. Sadly not available in my size.

[quartzpebble]

How do they work as undershirts? Do the cups look weird under a t-shirt? Do nipples show through? I mostly go for t-shirt + undershirt and maybe a cardigan or overshirt, and it might be nice to have something that involves a bit less skin touching skin.

[rosefox]

It's like someone looked at a binder and said "Okay, work with me here... what if we had one of these that didn't bind?"

[kate_nepveu]

Yay comfort!

[azurelunatic]

That looks much more comfortable than the tank top trick.