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Thoughts that went through my head over the course of 3 or 4 steps as I was walking to work this morning:
1) Eww, an empty condom packet.
2) No, it's good that people are using condoms. It is. I'm just sad for them that they have to do this where they don't even have a good place to throw out their condom. And personally grossed out, of course. What fun it will be to keep the Junebug from picking this stuff up when he starts walking more.
3) Better look for the condom so I don't step on it.
4) Huh. That is a remarkably large condom packet. Dude must be pleased with himself.
5) Actually, that is...not a condom packet at all. It says "pistachios". I guess it's an empty snack size packet of pistachios.
6) Jeez, why would you put pistachios on your dick?
7) Wait. No.
1) Eww, an empty condom packet.
2) No, it's good that people are using condoms. It is. I'm just sad for them that they have to do this where they don't even have a good place to throw out their condom. And personally grossed out, of course. What fun it will be to keep the Junebug from picking this stuff up when he starts walking more.
3) Better look for the condom so I don't step on it.
4) Huh. That is a remarkably large condom packet. Dude must be pleased with himself.
5) Actually, that is...not a condom packet at all. It says "pistachios". I guess it's an empty snack size packet of pistachios.
6) Jeez, why would you put pistachios on your dick?
7) Wait. No.
