eyes under the prize

[metaphortunate]

Okay, gabbysilang has got me concerned. Eyebrows? Of all the bits of my body that I have wasted my life fruitlessly wishing were smaller, higher, smoother, less painful, more functional, less hairy or stronger, eyebrows are like the one thing it never occurred to me to wish were otherwise than they were. They...uh, do their job, I guess? They sit on my forehead between my eyes and my hairline. I can raise the left one by itself, sort of! Is that not enough? Should I be demanding more of them? Is there a way to get them to pick up wifi?

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[ironed_orchid]

It's a thing I know other people do. There is something called threading, but I'm too scared to enquire about the details.

I sometimes give mine a little brush with my fingers so the hairs are pointing up and out, rather than drooping all over the place, but that is the extent of my eyebrow grooming.