eyes under the prize

[metaphortunate]

Okay, gabbysilang has got me concerned. Eyebrows? Of all the bits of my body that I have wasted my life fruitlessly wishing were smaller, higher, smoother, less painful, more functional, less hairy or stronger, eyebrows are like the one thing it never occurred to me to wish were otherwise than they were. They...uh, do their job, I guess? They sit on my forehead between my eyes and my hairline. I can raise the left one by itself, sort of! Is that not enough? Should I be demanding more of them? Is there a way to get them to pick up wifi?

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[gabbysilang]

TO BE FAIR i am just really vain and feel like my eyebrows are weirdly sparse and barely-there and what about arches?? should they? arch??? idek. and then i look at like octavia from the 100 and, ok, you're looking rough, girl. but damn your eyebrows went on with the sharpie of god.

in conclusion: eye...brows????