eyes under the prize

[metaphortunate]

Okay, gabbysilang has got me concerned. Eyebrows? Of all the bits of my body that I have wasted my life fruitlessly wishing were smaller, higher, smoother, less painful, more functional, less hairy or stronger, eyebrows are like the one thing it never occurred to me to wish were otherwise than they were. They...uh, do their job, I guess? They sit on my forehead between my eyes and my hairline. I can raise the left one by itself, sort of! Is that not enough? Should I be demanding more of them? Is there a way to get them to pick up wifi?

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[giandujakiss]

On occasion people have tried to get me to worry about my eyebrows. I forget about it pretty quickly - there are so many more prominent body parts that I am neglecting, eyebrows come really low down on the list.