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metaphortunate) wrote2015-10-18 09:04 pm
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Now, I am always grateful to live in the era of vaccines, antibiotics, and handwashing. I've always known that we are so damn lucky to have so many actual cures for things, that work. What this podcast is making me aware of is how lucky we are to not have so many damn things that don't work. Like, when you have a fever, Tylenol may or may not help, but at least you don't have anyone demanding that you rub your head with cowshit mixed with honey, eat a frog boiled in oil, then tie some bread to a tree. ("Can I at least skip the tying the bread to the tree?" "God, it's like you don't even want to get better.")
We still have a bunch of expensive shit that doesn't work, but the natural habitat of expensive shit that doesn't work is ailments for which we don't have anything that does work, so every remedy we discover not only cures an ailment but also erases a bunch of bullshit. It's great.
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Fast forward less than three years and, whoops, it turns out the random bouts of weird and painful face swelling are the result of ... wait for it ... irradiated salivary glands. Resulting from sucking on hard candies. Which, it turns out, is the absolute worst thing you can do post radiation, because it literally draws irradiated material through the glands over and over again.
We don't know shit, is what I'm saying. Even when it looks like we do.
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