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metaphortunate son ([personal profile] metaphortunate) wrote2014-12-16 08:54 pm

why I am going to hell today

Why I am going to hell:

The Junebug has a child's umbrella, and I have an adult umbrella, which is bigger when it's opened but folds twice so it's smaller when it's closed. Today the Junebug was crowing that his umbrella is the biggest, so I explained to him how my umbrella was a grower and his umbrella was a shower.