why I am going to hell today

[metaphortunate]

Why I am going to hell:

The Junebug has a child's umbrella, and I have an adult umbrella, which is bigger when it's opened but folds twice so it's smaller when it's closed. Today the Junebug was crowing that his umbrella is the biggest, so I explained to him how my umbrella was a grower and his umbrella was a shower.

Comments

[azurelunatic]

*snerk*

[hunningham]

Yep. You're going to hell, along with all those people who don't do their ironing.

[metaphortunate]

Oh shit, I'm going to hell twice.

[copracat]

One day he is going to remember this conversation and be thoroughly mortified.

[ironed_orchid]

I was thinking "in ten years time..."

[metaphortunate]

PARENTING GOAL: ACHIEVED

[jesse_the_k]

Offspring goal: yet to be achieved but now in sight.

[lovepeaceohana]

There needs to be some sort of special parenting fistbump we can do when we manage to get crap past the radar :3 It always feels like such an achievement!!