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metaphortunate) wrote2014-05-09 10:07 am
metaphortunate) wrote2014-05-09 10:07 am
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You see me on the bus, wrangling a baby, a toddler, a stroller, a backpack.
Helpful: Offer us your seat. Offer to hold the stroller for me. I really appreciate that. I love that the Junebug sees people helping one another as an everyday part of the world.
Helpy: Lift the toddler into the seat without asking so that he gets scared & cries. Physically try to wrestle the stroller out of my hand. Demand that I take your seat even if the baby will only be calm when I stand & bounce him.
Seriously, if I say "Thanks, I've got it," FUCKING LET ME HAVE IT.
Helpful: Offer us your seat. Offer to hold the stroller for me. I really appreciate that. I love that the Junebug sees people helping one another as an everyday part of the world.
Helpy: Lift the toddler into the seat without asking so that he gets scared & cries. Physically try to wrestle the stroller out of my hand. Demand that I take your seat even if the baby will only be calm when I stand & bounce him.
Seriously, if I say "Thanks, I've got it," FUCKING LET ME HAVE IT.
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