point - counterpoint

[metaphortunate]

Me:
Babies, you just….do…not…have your shit together. I mean, with the random puking, and the skin conditions, and the clawing at your own face, and the sharts, and the ill-fitting clothing…come on. It's embarrassing, is what it is. Get it together!

Baby:
Bitch, I have one problem, and it is that I only have one primary face hole which means when I try to scream while eating it screws my latch all up. I'ma learn to scream out my ears and then my REIGN OF TERROR WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.

Comments

[kate_nepveu]

Awww, poor baby, it's very hard to have immature systems, and awww, poor you, it's no fun to deal with from your side either.

[metaphortunate]

Yep. Around here there are many choruses of "Sometimes it's hard to be a baby...getting all your milk from just one mom..."

It's hard to be a baby! But then, there are compensations.