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metaphortunate) wrote2013-11-11 09:40 pm
metaphortunate) wrote2013-11-11 09:40 pm
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point - counterpoint
Me:
Babies, you just….do…not…have your shit together. I mean, with the random puking, and the skin conditions, and the clawing at your own face, and the sharts, and the ill-fitting clothing…come on. It's embarrassing, is what it is. Get it together!
Baby:
Bitch, I have one problem, and it is that I only have one primary face hole which means when I try to scream while eating it screws my latch all up. I'ma learn to scream out my ears and then my REIGN OF TERROR WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.
Babies, you just….do…not…have your shit together. I mean, with the random puking, and the skin conditions, and the clawing at your own face, and the sharts, and the ill-fitting clothing…come on. It's embarrassing, is what it is. Get it together!
Baby:
Bitch, I have one problem, and it is that I only have one primary face hole which means when I try to scream while eating it screws my latch all up. I'ma learn to scream out my ears and then my REIGN OF TERROR WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.