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metaphortunate son ([personal profile] metaphortunate) wrote2013-11-11 09:40 pm

point - counterpoint

Me:
Babies, you just….do…not…have your shit together. I mean, with the random puking, and the skin conditions, and the clawing at your own face, and the sharts, and the ill-fitting clothing…come on. It's embarrassing, is what it is. Get it together!

Baby:
Bitch, I have one problem, and it is that I only have one primary face hole which means when I try to scream while eating it screws my latch all up. I'ma learn to scream out my ears and then my REIGN OF TERROR WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE.
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[personal profile] kalmn 2013-11-12 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
My BIL says babies only have one error message which makes it harder to tell what's wrong.