Babies of Gor

[metaphortunate]

"The parent picked up the tissue. 'No! Do not wipe me!' wept the baby. But he was baby, and so he would be wiped. Such is the way with babies."

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[serene]

Evil.

[khedron]

Oh, that's terrible.

*chortling*

[resolute]

Ahahahahahahhahahha

[tam_nonlinear]

I had better plans for those brain cells, but this will do.

[rosefox]

So you saw our "books of Gor" thing on Twitter the other night, right?

[lederhosen]

On a side note, John Norman's Imaginative Sex makes for a great party game. (Read until you crack up laughing, hand on to the next person, repeat.)

[sparkymonster]

DIES OF DED

[norah]

I AM REALLY GLAD I DO NOT KNOW CANON SO THIS CANNOT HURT MY BRAIN BEYOND THE CONCEPT

[metaphortunate]

My work here is done!

[metaphortunate]

Oh god nooooo.

[metaphortunate]

I pretty much just know "Houseplants of Gor"!

[metaphortunate]

Hah, yes. Though I think this all the time anyway.

[lederhosen]

The footnotes are the best bit. Did you know women wear pants to appeal to the latent homosexual in their man?

[khedron]

I ... buh ... *head explodes*

[amaebi]

*adore*

[lederhosen]

One time we ended up performing the Psychiatrist Fantasy as a puppet play with plushies. Big Green Plush Cthulhu as the Mustache-Twirling Psychiatrist, Small Red Plush Cthulhu as the Blonde Woman, Robin Hood Fox Plushy as Lesbian Nurse #1, and Empty Beer Bottle as Lesbian Nurse #2 (we ran out of plushies).

Sadly we gave our copy away to friends without realising how difficult it would be to replace.

[alanj]

It has been reprinted!

I am reading through some excerpts on Google Books now. Um. Yeah.

[khedron]

*is reminded of Good Omens and Crowley's houseplants*

[wild_irises]

*thinks metaphortunate is a genius*

[lederhosen]

Have you got to the three-page footnotes yet?

[alanj]

Nope. I'm not sure if they're in the sections available on Google Books, and I'm really not inclined to buy the thing. :)

[metaphortunate]

And yet, you know, in the class of Clueless Hets Saying Ignorant Things About The Gays, I somehow prefer "It must be...the pants! That's what they're attracted to! Pants!" than the ones who are all "Well obviously a guy would know how to show a guy a better time in bed but Life Is Not All About Sex which is why I am straight to have a family like God intended" and I cannot help being all OH, HONEY. NOOOOO.