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metaphortunate son ([personal profile] metaphortunate) wrote2011-11-16 07:49 pm

access control

We paid a guy to go through our apartment & put those child safety locks on all the drawers & cabinet doors.

I know he only did what we hired him to do but I really want to superglue his peehole shut.
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wait, what?

[personal profile] jrtom 2011-11-17 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
You mean because it's now a major pain in the ass to get into anything, or because

I mean, I can see wanting to put a child safety lock on his pants. But supergluing him seems a bit much.

We (not exactly intentionally) went the other direction: we had to get our kitchen cabinet doors refinished so they've been all gone for a couple of weeks. This has made Liam very happy and us at first slightly frantic and eventually somewhat jaded with him playing with the plastic containers (which is fortunately what he gravitates to; he can't reach any of the sharp stuff).

We tend to close off areas rather than drawers, but that doesn't work in all cases.