metaphortunate son (
metaphortunate) wrote2014-08-18 10:07 pm
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Junebugisms
1) "I'm the mama! I'm the mama now. I will sit in the rocking chair. I want to hold Rocket. I will give him yoms [noms, which means nursing. - ed] I want you to put Rocket on my lap and he is hungry so I will give him yoms."
[pause, look down]
"Where are my boobs?"
2) While riding his push bike, talking about something, which I didn't quite catch: I caught up to him as he was finishing with "And so that's why Rocket needs a parent."
Me: Rocket has parents! I'm his parent, and daddy is his parent.
Junebug: Yeah, and I'm his owner!
[pause, look down]
"Where are my boobs?"
2) While riding his push bike, talking about something, which I didn't quite catch: I caught up to him as he was finishing with "And so that's why Rocket needs a parent."
Me: Rocket has parents! I'm his parent, and daddy is his parent.
Junebug: Yeah, and I'm his owner!
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