cold season is gonna be fun

[metaphortunate]

The Junebug noise threat level system:

Sirens: Whatevs. I am an urban baby, I am used to it.

Door slamming: Not even worth waking up for.

Someone dropping pots and pans: A rational baby cares not about such things.

An adult coughs or sneezes: BATTLESTATIONS ALERT ALERT WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE AND COMMENCE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!

Comments

[serene]

Oh, my goodness. Vitamin C is gonna be like gold bullion in your family, isn't it?