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metaphortunate) wrote2011-10-20 09:03 pm
metaphortunate) wrote2011-10-20 09:03 pm
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cold season is gonna be fun
The Junebug noise threat level system:
Sirens: Whatevs. I am an urban baby, I am used to it.
Door slamming: Not even worth waking up for.
Someone dropping pots and pans: A rational baby cares not about such things.
An adult coughs or sneezes: BATTLESTATIONS ALERT ALERT WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE AND COMMENCE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!
Sirens: Whatevs. I am an urban baby, I am used to it.
Door slamming: Not even worth waking up for.
Someone dropping pots and pans: A rational baby cares not about such things.
An adult coughs or sneezes: BATTLESTATIONS ALERT ALERT WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE AND COMMENCE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!
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