twisty parents, all alike

[metaphortunate]

Conversing with the toddler makes me feel like an Infocom game.

> That a car wash

No, that is a gas station.

> Go to gas station

You can't go to the gas station. It's too late. Also, it's raining.

> Go to gas station

It's still raining.

> It stop raining.

You can't stop it raining that way.

> Tooth

You have a tooth. You have many teeth.

> Tooth

I don't know what you want to do with your tooth.

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ETA: I am not the first one to think of this!

Comments

[dr_memory]

What happens when you say "Hello sailor!" to the kid? Or "xyzzy!"?

[metaphortunate]

My guess: "Hi Sailor, I Junebug."