names

[metaphortunate]

Naming babies is hard though. Rocket spent several memorable hours as No-Ass McGee. (He has no ass. He is a tiny little frog baby, just like his big brother was. Now, of course, the Junebug is an enormous plump meaty toddler. When we change his underwear or diaper we silently marvel at dat ass. Was it really that small once? How many sausages have we fed this boy?) Rocket is also sometimes known as the Magneto Burrito because he spends a lot of time swaddled and squinting pouchily up at me over my boob, looking really unnervingly like a tiny Sir Ian McKellen.

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[lovepeaceohana]

EEEEEE BABY!! Congratulations to all of you <3333333

And yeah, names are hard. Naming our second was harder than our first because we wanted their names to sound similar - which didn't exactly happen, but hey, we tried. Middle names were unreasonably difficult to suss out.

[metaphortunate]

Thanks! :D