names

[metaphortunate]

Naming babies is hard though. Rocket spent several memorable hours as No-Ass McGee. (He has no ass. He is a tiny little frog baby, just like his big brother was. Now, of course, the Junebug is an enormous plump meaty toddler. When we change his underwear or diaper we silently marvel at dat ass. Was it really that small once? How many sausages have we fed this boy?) Rocket is also sometimes known as the Magneto Burrito because he spends a lot of time swaddled and squinting pouchily up at me over my boob, looking really unnervingly like a tiny Sir Ian McKellen.

Comments

[wild_irises]

Every parent I have ever spoken to says girl names are easier.

Congratulations on Rocket's arrival! So glad it's easier for you this time. I can't wait to meet him!

[metaphortunate]

He is a cutie! We will have to figure out a way.

[serene]

I propose that wild_irises and I carpool in my car to meet you when you're ready. Purely out of selflessness, you understand.