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metaphortunate) wrote2012-07-15 11:42 am
metaphortunate) wrote2012-07-15 11:42 am
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brave
I know I tweeted this already, but these are the best thoughts yet on Brave.
On another note, though, that witch? She wasn't actually a witch, right, she just knew how to do bears? I mean, strength of ten men = bear! Change my mom = bear! Someday someone's gonna show up to her cottage looking for something to help win a chili cookoff, and is going to go home with a spell to turn the judges into bears. "What? Bears love chili!"
Also, that was totally Ancient Scottish Burning Man she fucked off to, right? I wonder if all the [spoilers] in Ancient Scotland who didn't go celebrated the annual Festival of Parking And Being Able To Get Into Restaurants like we do around here.
On another note, though, that witch? She wasn't actually a witch, right, she just knew how to do bears? I mean, strength of ten men = bear! Change my mom = bear! Someday someone's gonna show up to her cottage looking for something to help win a chili cookoff, and is going to go home with a spell to turn the judges into bears. "What? Bears love chili!"
Also, that was totally Ancient Scottish Burning Man she fucked off to, right? I wonder if all the [spoilers] in Ancient Scotland who didn't go celebrated the annual Festival of Parking And Being Able To Get Into Restaurants like we do around here.