oh god not another fandom what

[metaphortunate]

You know what guys, there is some damn good kink in bandom. DAMN good. Yeah, I don't even know anymore. Apparently I'm dead to shame now.

jedusaur, sassbandit, I blame you.

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[dhara]

LOL FOREVER. oh my god this happened to me last winter and I was so horrified at myself! BUT I COULDN'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE THE WRITING WAS GOOD AND I AM SO WEAK.

I am now smugly satisfied that I am not the only one with weak morals. I held out so long...and in one moment of weakness, I collapsed like a flan in a cupboard. Oh well, at least the porn's good. Makes up for my wounded dignity.

[metaphortunate]

Do flans collapse? I tend to think of them as desserts that sit solidly in a pool of their own sticky exudation HOLY UNFORTUNATELY VIVID METAPHOR BATMAN.

[dhara]

*giggling uncontrollably* Well. See, the only flans I've ever known are...as you've described...but Eddie Izzard once used that phrase and so I thought that perhaps there's some sort of English flan, which is the sort of dessert that one puts in cupboards. Where they slowly collapse.

[metaphortunate]

Cupboards made of surprisingly well-crafted porn! \o/