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metaphortunate son ([personal profile] metaphortunate) wrote2012-02-01 09:50 pm

makeup

So to follow up from our earlier conversation, one afternoon I did take myself to Sephora and get a willowy person to put makeup on me and show me how it was done. First she told me that I had great skin and barely need foundation at all. Then she put this liquid foundation from Make Up For Ever on me, to take out a bit of redness in my cheeks. Then she put blush on me, presumably to put the redness back in my cheeks. I decided that this seemed unnecessary. I also worked out why people are always telling me they thought I was younger. It's because when you put makeup on your skin you instantly add five to ten years to your age. Seriously: I went around the store trying different kinds of concealer and foundation and such. Do the same thing if you don't believe me! Put a bit on the back of your hand and blend it in. Marvel at all the tiny wrinkles and lines in the skin there that you never, ever could have noticed before. So when this person was finished making me up I definitely looked fancier and maybe even prettier but also ten years older. So I decided that foundation is not for me. The promise of concealer sounds really nice (as if I could erase all the night wakings!) but again, suddenly it gives me all these wrinkles under my eyes so it's no go.

I did buy some mascara, and I think it looks nice on me. I also bought some eyeliner but the truth is that my life is not currently really fancy enough for eyeliner, so I haven't worn it yet. Someday Mr. E and I will go out on a date again and I will try it out. Maybe I will buy some eyeshadow before then, too! There will probably be time. Though I have no immediate plans to go makeup shopping again.

I did find this fantastic makeup primer online. Finally I understand why I used to pick lip glosses in colors that appealed to me and some of them worked and some of them didn't and I never knew why! Now I know that it's orange undertones that look like clown makeup on my olive skin. I used to think that purple was exaggerated and clownish and now I come to discover that purple undertones just look neutral and natural on me. And Clinique divides up their lipcolors into reds, pinks, nudes, and violets, so that was extremely helpful.

Going around with lipstick and a skirt on, I have gotten a bit of a "your hair don't stick up no more!" vibe from a couple of old friends. Maybe butch is cooler because you have to be a little brave to be a butch woman? Maybe butch is cooler because it rejects girl stuff and is more like being a guy? Maybe because I used to look more gay? Eh, I'm still just as gay as I've ever been, which is obviously only sort of. Though it's funny, now that I think of it: the first girl I ever kissed, really properly kissed, it was at a goth club, after she had spent the earlier part of the evening doing my makeup, and I had spent it silently vibrating out of my skin. Having a gorgeous femme do your makeup is piercingly erotic. Competence, steady hands, her attention on you, her face three inches from yours, her breath brushing your cheek, as she tells you, "Look up. Perfect. Beautiful. Now open your mouth."
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[personal profile] serene 2012-02-02 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hommina.

[personal profile] gomijacogeo 2012-02-02 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed.
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[personal profile] rydra_wong 2012-02-02 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
I commend [community profile] product_junkies to your attention -- you could cross-post this there, perhaps? One of the comm members is an Ars Aromatica writer, I believe.
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[personal profile] wordweaverlynn 2012-02-02 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be in my bunk.
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[personal profile] futuransky 2012-02-02 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the primer link!

I agree that foundation is evil and makes you look 10 years older. I mostly use sheer powder instead when I want to even out my skin tone a bit/look slightly fancy, and that doesn't generally have the same aging effects...
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[personal profile] laurashapiro 2012-02-02 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
::nod:: I use Bare Essentials mineral powder for foundation now, when I wear makeup at all (twice a year?). It smooths things out without going "Look, wrinkles!"
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[personal profile] resolute 2012-02-02 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking from the other side, putting makeup *on* a woman is the same way. Ayup.
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[personal profile] laurashapiro 2012-02-02 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I am just ADORING that last paragraph of yours. Because YES. All of those things.

Maybe butch is cooler because it rejects girl stuff and is more like being a guy?

I have worried about this.
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[personal profile] kore 2012-02-02 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
the first girl I ever kissed, really properly kissed, it was at a goth club, after she had spent the earlier part of the evening doing my makeup, and I had spent it silently vibrating out of my skin. Having a gorgeous femme do your makeup is piercingly erotic. Competence, steady hands, her attention on you, her face three inches from yours, her breath brushing your cheek, as she tells you, "Look up. Perfect. Beautiful. Now open your mouth."

I was going to make a coherent comment, and then you wrote that and my typing ability went WHOOMPH.
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[personal profile] d3l1r1um 2012-02-02 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. That. That post should have been labeled NSFW, dammit. :)

Thank you for the make-up thoughts though--I'm getting to the point where I want to figure it out because although my skin is doing quite well otherwise, OMG dark circles of DOOM under my eyes, and some redness I'd love to cover up (and not put it back with blush, tyvm). At some point I will come back to this post and follow the links and learn all about it. For now I'll just avoid that last paragraph again until I get home.