metaphortunate: (Junebug)
metaphortunate son ([personal profile] metaphortunate) wrote2012-01-30 07:17 am

milestones

The Possibly In Some Light Charming Milestone

On Saturday, at the age of just over 7 months: having achieved sufficient head control, the Junebug, for the first time, was juggled.

(There's a baby-juggling pattern, where you hold the baby in the left arm and throw two balls up with the right hand and shift the baby to the right arm and catch the balls with the left hand and so on. You don't toss the baby over your head, guys! At least, not if you're not standing right over the bed!)

The Not Charming In Any Way Milestone

The little dude is congested, and the Nosefrida was soaking in soapy water, and, well, today was the first time I got myself a tissue to spit into and just tried sucking out his nose without benefit of technology. (It worked some, but not very well.)

To think I once had qualms about parenthood because I thought it was gross the way parents hold their palms out and order "Spit it out, whatever it is."

When I went home for Christmas this year we had dinner with my friend and her pregnant wife and obviously spent all evening talking about babies. There was one very special moment where they were laughing in disbelief that there would be a nonzero amount of vomit that you would be prepared to just wipe off your pillow with a cloth diaper and go back to sleep without changing the sheets, and we were laughing in nostalgia about the days when there wasn't. I know all my nerds love "You Ruined Everything" but the song that keeps running through my head about parenting is the Dresden Dolls' "Sex Changes".
kalmn: (here i am!)

[personal profile] kalmn 2012-01-30 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet that pattern doesn't work as well on toddlers, huh.
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[personal profile] rivkat 2012-01-30 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember being surprised that all the things I thought would be difficult because gross were not; it's just body fluids, after a while. The difficulties have been in my terror over their futures!
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[personal profile] raanve 2012-01-30 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What is extra-weird is that the whole "eh, it's just a little vomit" shift can happen to you even if you are not a child's parent, given you spend enough time with said child & are decently bonded to them. I pseudo-nannied for some friends for a long while (they both had injuries that largely prevented them from lifting baby!), and didn't even know that was happening to me until I got home one day and spouse was like, "Jesus, what is that stain?"

(It was blueberry baby food spit-up. Lovely purple color!)
lovepeaceohana: Lulu, somewhere around six months old, smiling out from a hooded bath towel. (lucas)

[personal profile] lovepeaceohana 2012-01-30 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ayup. It's surprising how quickly we can adapt to just about anything. The last time we were at Java Mama some kid managed to get poop out of hir diaper and onto the carpet - I think the parents most upset about it were the ones who belonged to the poopy kid. The rest of us were kinda like, meh, it's poop, just get some carpet cleaner and take care of it.

Vomit in the pool, on the other hand, is still kinda gross.
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[personal profile] amaebi 2012-01-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I am all admiration that you can babyjuggle.

And how I do remember the time before Chun Woo could blow his nose. Sucking mucus from a small person's nose is so much worse (for me) than changing diapers....