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metaphortunate son ([personal profile] metaphortunate) wrote2015-11-04 09:14 pm

do as I say, Part II

Me: I'm making tea, do you want some?

Mom: Ay mija, did you finally manage to quit coffee? I'm so happy for you!

Me: ...no. I drink coffee all the time.

Mom: Oh.

Me: I, uh, haven't been trying to quit drinking coffee. I like coffee.

Mom: Oh.

Me: I just like to drink tea on the weekends.

Mom: You know, some people don't drink any caffeine at all.

Me: So true. Did you want some tea, then?

Mom: Oh no, I already made myself some coffee, thanks.


(and then she made us all arepas and I ate like 35 of them and all was well, yay for family bonding through childhood foods.)

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