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metaphortunate) wrote2011-12-22 11:06 pm
metaphortunate) wrote2011-12-22 11:06 pm
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performing femininity
I own a purse, two skirts, and a dress! And I have been wearing them! I have leveled up in Girl.
I got my skirts from Effie's Heart. They only go up to size XL (about a 14-16?) but if you can fit into that, they have some nice stuff. And sales. I got this skirt for a total of $18 with discount!
A-line skirts are nice because if they're at least knee-length then no one is seeing your underwear no matter how you sit. Unfortunately they are just not as warm as pants. On the other hand, if you have tights that fit, then my GOD they are comfy.
When I decided to get a purse I started looking around at people's bags and it's one of those things that I never noticed before but when I started thinking about it, wow, people carry a lot of bags. Well, probably a lot of it is also that I walk around and use public transport. Drivers probably just haul shit around in their cars. But people walking around need all kinds of bags. You know what's amazing to me? Women who carry around purses so big that they could have a purse dog in there and no one would ever know except that their purse dog could be a German Shepherd. If I were carrying around one of those purses I would be all leaning to the side and huffing and puffing. But they're just casually swinging it along with the other bag they're probably carrying. They clearly carry that purse every single day, they're so used to it. What do they have in there? What 3 cubic meters of stuff do you need with you every single day?
So I've been thinking more about makeup, on account of stuff like this. And I go back to, if you dress butch then not wearing makeup is a no-brainer; makeup isn't very butch. But if you dress femme and don't wear makeup, then do you look like you're too hippie to or not organized enough to? Of course, Corporette is a blog for lawyers; my workplace is much more casual. But on the third hand, I got called "young lady" the other day. In a joking manner, but still - I'm about to be 37. That ain't right. Anyway, I haven't started wearing makeup, but I thought I'd do some research in case I decided I wanted to. So I googled "minimal makeup". What I found was articles on how the no makeup look is the hot look right now and how to achieve it for which you will apparently need three separate types of concealer. THE POINT, YOU HAVE MISSED IT.
Good things about wearing a purse: you don't have to keep transferring shit between your pockets; much less chance of accidentally running chapstick through the wash with your clothes; when going through security such as at the airport or, just to pick a random example, when spending the day with your tiny son at the emergency passport center (long story), it is much easier to just throw a purse on the conveyor belt than it is to dig every last random penny and scrap of lint out of your various pockets.
Bad things about wearing a purse: you don't. That is, you wear it when you're out, but you don't wear it around the house or the office. This is really awkward! I keep my lip gloss in my purse now, but now that means I don't have it with me every time I go to the bathroom, which means my lips are all chapped because I don't have the opportunity to reapply it when I go to the bathroom! And what about having your phone around? Do you just not answer your cell phone when you're at home cause you can't hear it cause it's in the other room in your purse? When you're stuck in the bathroom, do you just read shampoo bottles like it's 1998? Skirt-wearing people who are used to not having pockets: how do you deal with this? You have to wear a watch still, right?
I got my skirts from Effie's Heart. They only go up to size XL (about a 14-16?) but if you can fit into that, they have some nice stuff. And sales. I got this skirt for a total of $18 with discount!
A-line skirts are nice because if they're at least knee-length then no one is seeing your underwear no matter how you sit. Unfortunately they are just not as warm as pants. On the other hand, if you have tights that fit, then my GOD they are comfy.
When I decided to get a purse I started looking around at people's bags and it's one of those things that I never noticed before but when I started thinking about it, wow, people carry a lot of bags. Well, probably a lot of it is also that I walk around and use public transport. Drivers probably just haul shit around in their cars. But people walking around need all kinds of bags. You know what's amazing to me? Women who carry around purses so big that they could have a purse dog in there and no one would ever know except that their purse dog could be a German Shepherd. If I were carrying around one of those purses I would be all leaning to the side and huffing and puffing. But they're just casually swinging it along with the other bag they're probably carrying. They clearly carry that purse every single day, they're so used to it. What do they have in there? What 3 cubic meters of stuff do you need with you every single day?
So I've been thinking more about makeup, on account of stuff like this. And I go back to, if you dress butch then not wearing makeup is a no-brainer; makeup isn't very butch. But if you dress femme and don't wear makeup, then do you look like you're too hippie to or not organized enough to? Of course, Corporette is a blog for lawyers; my workplace is much more casual. But on the third hand, I got called "young lady" the other day. In a joking manner, but still - I'm about to be 37. That ain't right. Anyway, I haven't started wearing makeup, but I thought I'd do some research in case I decided I wanted to. So I googled "minimal makeup". What I found was articles on how the no makeup look is the hot look right now and how to achieve it for which you will apparently need three separate types of concealer. THE POINT, YOU HAVE MISSED IT.
Good things about wearing a purse: you don't have to keep transferring shit between your pockets; much less chance of accidentally running chapstick through the wash with your clothes; when going through security such as at the airport or, just to pick a random example, when spending the day with your tiny son at the emergency passport center (long story), it is much easier to just throw a purse on the conveyor belt than it is to dig every last random penny and scrap of lint out of your various pockets.
Bad things about wearing a purse: you don't. That is, you wear it when you're out, but you don't wear it around the house or the office. This is really awkward! I keep my lip gloss in my purse now, but now that means I don't have it with me every time I go to the bathroom, which means my lips are all chapped because I don't have the opportunity to reapply it when I go to the bathroom! And what about having your phone around? Do you just not answer your cell phone when you're at home cause you can't hear it cause it's in the other room in your purse? When you're stuck in the bathroom, do you just read shampoo bottles like it's 1998? Skirt-wearing people who are used to not having pockets: how do you deal with this? You have to wear a watch still, right?