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metaphortunate) wrote2017-02-28 02:02 pm
metaphortunate) wrote2017-02-28 02:02 pm
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Roonil Wazlib rides again
ME: Hey Junebug, take a look at this card. Can you read what it says?
JUNEBUG: C-oh-n-gr- grat- grat-you-l-ah- lah-tee- oh- ens?
ME: Yeah, good! It says "Congratulations!" Do you remember Teacher Bruce? He was your teacher from daycare?
JUNEBUG: Yeah.
ME: You know he's Rocket's teacher now. Anyway, we just found out he got married, so I got him this card, and I want you to sign your name. We'll all sign our names. Teachers love to know that their old students remember them.
JUNEBUG: Okay.
JUNEBUG: I'll write my nickname.
ME: Sure.
JUNEBUG: [carefully writes 'P', 'O', 'O']
ME: If you are writing "poop", I am about to be very angry.
JUNEBUG: [stops writing and visibly considers]
JUNEBUG: [carefully goes back and adds a curve to the bottom of the first capital 'P', turning it into a capital 'B']
JUNEBUG: My nickname is "Boop."
ME: Go to your room.
JUNEBUG: C-oh-n-gr- grat- grat-you-l-ah- lah-tee- oh- ens?
ME: Yeah, good! It says "Congratulations!" Do you remember Teacher Bruce? He was your teacher from daycare?
JUNEBUG: Yeah.
ME: You know he's Rocket's teacher now. Anyway, we just found out he got married, so I got him this card, and I want you to sign your name. We'll all sign our names. Teachers love to know that their old students remember them.
JUNEBUG: Okay.
JUNEBUG: I'll write my nickname.
ME: Sure.
JUNEBUG: [carefully writes 'P', 'O', 'O']
ME: If you are writing "poop", I am about to be very angry.
JUNEBUG: [stops writing and visibly considers]
JUNEBUG: [carefully goes back and adds a curve to the bottom of the first capital 'P', turning it into a capital 'B']
JUNEBUG: My nickname is "Boop."
ME: Go to your room.